Morning after dark

12.10.2010

Creepy Bride

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Sex wars

Romania ciganilor

Buzescu. La intrare in Alexandria e Buzescu. Ei, la Buzeeeescu.... mi-a fost dat ieri sa vad ce nu am vazut niciodata, nicaieri pe unde am umblat, fie Romania sau nu!

Soooooo....

:P

Stiti care e culmea somnului?

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Sa te culci presedinte si sa te scoli prostanac. :)

Stire de ultima ora!

Cine are tensiunea scazuta... e prost.

Cine o are ridicata... a dat in desteptaciune.

Hahaha si hihihi

:>

Marti, 13!

YES

Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

RinoNozaurusRex

Sase cai frumosi.

Cati cai pot inhama la o caruta?

Space

Patru

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Depthscraper

Want a skyscraper but suffer from a really bad case of acrophobia? Then Japan's Depthscraper from 1931 is the ticket. It's allegedly "earthquake proof" and even has real sunlight beamed in courtesy of a dirty great mirror.
That is, until someone decides to build a proper skyscraper across the way.

New York 2032

Look at this prediction of a future New York City from 1932. On the lower centre of the painting you can see a very small Empire State Building, which was clearly preserved by the City Fathers to merely provide scale. The building across the road is at least twice as tall and four by six city blocks wide. The one behind it is even taller. Heck, the ornamental carvings holding up the clock are nearly as tall as the Empire State Building! You'll also notice that not only are there sky bridges to keep the proles off the ground and aerodromes on top of various buildings, but one has a hanger big enough to hold several zeppelins!

These people weren't thinking of buildings as buildings, but as little self-contained cities where people would live out their lives for weeks at a time without ever approaching the ground.

Drive test

http://www.drive-test.ro/chestionar-auto.html

Bancul zilei

Animalele pun intrebari lui Dumnezeu.

Intreaba elefantul:- Eu de ce am pielea asa groasa?

- Ca sa te apere de toate, de exemplu nici tantarul nu te poate pisca.I

ntreaba girafa:- Eu de ce am gitul asa de lung?

- Asa ajungi si frunzele care se afla la mare inaltime.

Gaina nervoasa:- Nici nu incerca sa-mi explici, ori faci oul mai mic, ori gaura mai mare.

Iepuras

Tinand cont ca peste cateva zile o sa ne bucuram de Iepuras (= Sarbatori pascale, Invierea Domnului, etc)... va propun un detaliu pentru masa festiva care va atrage cu siguranta atentia musafirilor. Propunerea mea este ca servetelul de langa farfuria cu bucate a fiecarui musafir sa ia forma unui iepuras.

Pentru asta avem nevoie de un servetel din material textil, cu latura de cel putin 30 cm, patrat sau dreptunghiular, de preferat apretat pentru o tinuta mai buna.

Etapele de lucru:

1. Indoiti servetelul in 4 (in jumatate si apoi iar in jumatate) pe lungime

2. Luati colturile si formand pe laterale diagonale, duceti-le spre centru

3. Indoiti spre mijloc si colturile de sus

4. Duceti colturile laterale (stanga si dreapta) spre centru, apasand usor.

5. Intoarceti servetelul de la stanga la dreapta (cu fata in sus - pana acum se lucra pe spate)

6. Indoiti partea de jos spre centru, ducand coltul circa 2,5 cm peste mijlocul obiectului

7. Intoarceti iar servetelul la pozitia initiala (cu spatele in sus)

8. Indoiti partea stanga usor peste mijloc

9.Indoiti si partea dreapta in acelasi mod, introducand-o cu varful usor in partea stanga, securizand astfel servetelul. Acum ar trebui sa nu se mai desfaca

10. Intoarceti iar servetelul cu fata in sus; incercati sa ii deschideti cu degetele usor baza ca sa poata sta in picioare (tineti degetele adunate si incercati sa le introduceti usor in gura bazei pentru a o largi usor). Separati si indoiti urechile si asezati-l pe farfurie.

Tip:

Incercati mai intai de cateva ori cu foi mari de hartie sau cu ziare pentru a capata indemanare. Succes!